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April Fools’ 2022: Western launches new PhD. program in outdoor leadership, dirtbaggery

April Fools’ 2022: Western launches new PhD. program in outdoor leadership, dirtbaggery

by Top o the World Staff | May 31, 2022 | Satire

By Kira Cordova and Easton West Western’s Recreation and Exercise Sport Science (RESS) Department is developing a new degree program in Outdoor Leadership. Candidates, recruited from expensive looking Sprinter vans parked near crags across America, match the typical...
April Fools’ 2022: New writing certificate takes aim at email communication

April Fools’ 2022: New writing certificate takes aim at email communication

by Top o the World Staff | May 31, 2022 | Satire

By Kira Cordova and Brooke Trout Young stressed handsome businessman working at desk in modern office shouting at laptop screen and being angry about e-mail spam. Collage with a mountain of crumpled paper. Business, internet concept The new Eliminating Humanities (EH)...
April Fools’ 2022: Introducing Western’s newest club, the Society for Non-Shredders

April Fools’ 2022: Introducing Western’s newest club, the Society for Non-Shredders

by Top o the World Staff | May 31, 2022 | Satire

By Charles Paddleworth and Ashley Petersen The intimidating shredders We all go through times in life when we feel left out. Fortunately, there are so many groups and clubs on Western’s campus that everyone can find something that piques their interest and connects...
April Fools’ 2022: Campus recycling rate skyrockets, Top’s return to print suspected

April Fools’ 2022: Campus recycling rate skyrockets, Top’s return to print suspected

by Top o the World Staff | May 31, 2022 | Satire

By Alfred Polymere and Matthew Eshed Recycled paper or housing pod insulation? Top o’ the World returns to print this week with a truly ridiculous satire edition, harkening back to the hooliganism of Top o’ the World in the Before-COVID times (B.C.). The...
April Fools’ 2022: New housing project to construct underground pods

April Fools’ 2022: New housing project to construct underground pods

by Brian Wagenaar | May 31, 2022 | Satire

By Bailey Moonsage A mockup of the pods The new below-ground housing project for students, faculty, and staff came about as Western’sleadership cited decades-long issues building above-ground campus housing. Various difficulties include disturbing prime sage-grouse...
April Fools’ 2022: Gunnison sage grouse cookbooks on sale!

April Fools’ 2022: Gunnison sage grouse cookbooks on sale!

by Top o the World Staff | May 31, 2022 | Satire

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